- Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
- Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
- Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
- Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
- Tumblr: PORN?
- Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
- Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
- Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
What?! You mean staying at home on your ass or running back to mommy and daddy during deployment isn’t as hard as being overseas away from your family eating disgusting food, shitting in a bag, and hardly ever sleeping because you’re trying to stay safe!?!?! Darn. I obviously had my priorities wrong.