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This is me (Ale [A as in apple, le as in let]) trying to live my life to the best of my ability. On my blog you'll find military stuff, random stuff, funny stuff, and some porn. BUT my blog is about me and what i like and represents how i feel at a certain moment in time. Don't like it? Awesome.

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Ask me anything

crockercorpjanecrocker:

i want to do cute things with and for my significant other like

  • bake sweets 
  • take bubble baths with them
  • watch dumb cheesy romantic movies
  • watch scary movies
  • drink hot cocoa 
  • dance to old romantic songs with them
  • take a walk in the snow with them
  • kiss them awake in the morning
  • kiss them good night
  • cuddle as we watch the snow fall
  • kiss in a pillow fort
  • kiss in the snow
  • just kiss 

Source: crockercorpjanecrocker

TIP ON HOW TO GET OVER YOUR FEAR OF THE DARK:

blueberrytoast:

boazpriestly:

presidentjesus:

As soon as you turn the lights off start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”.

And then the shadows growl at you and say, “Mine. You’re all mine.”

Proceed to have a secret relationship with the monster in your closet to make the shadows jealous.

Source: presidentjesus

Can I say something… crazy?

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daftpunkforcutie:

what the fuck this turtle has like no games on it

daftpunkforcutie:

what the fuck this turtle has like no games on it

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My pillow isn’t as comfortable as your chest.

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That perfect girl is gone!

Source: her-guardian-angel

cuddlepunch:

This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.

cuddlepunch:

This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.

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tylerchokely:

abracadang:

why is there only one bristle on this toothbrush

for people with only 1 tooth have some compassion

tylerchokely:

abracadang:

why is there only one bristle on this toothbrush

for people with only 1 tooth have some compassion

Source: abracadang

Sulley, you’re not supposed to name it. Once you name it, you start getting attached to it. Now put that thing back where it came from or so help me.

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ssophieeeeee:

sailor moon 1.12

ssophieeeeee:

sailor moon 1.12

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mistintrees:

this post makes me so happy like look at that pup’s face
"I CHEWED ON A THING AND A BUNCH OF LOUD PEOPLE CAME AND PET MY HEAD!!!!! ISN’T THAT GREAT"

mistintrees:

this post makes me so happy like look at that pup’s face

"I CHEWED ON A THING AND A BUNCH OF LOUD PEOPLE CAME AND PET MY HEAD!!!!! ISN’T THAT GREAT"

Source: dogshaming