i want to do cute things with and for my significant other like
- bake sweets
- take bubble baths with them
- watch dumb cheesy romantic movies
- watch scary movies
- drink hot cocoa
- dance to old romantic songs with them
- take a walk in the snow with them
- kiss them awake in the morning
- kiss them good night
- cuddle as we watch the snow fall
- kiss in a pillow fort
- kiss in the snow
- just kiss
As soon as you turn the lights off start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”.
And then the shadows growl at you and say, “Mine. You’re all mine.”
Proceed to have a secret relationship with the monster in your closet to make the shadows jealous.
Can I say something… crazy?
what the fuck this turtle has like no games on it
My pillow isn’t as comfortable as your chest.
That perfect girl is gone!
This just in: he’s figured out where the laser comes from.
why is there only one bristle on this toothbrush
for people with only 1 tooth have some compassion
Sulley, you’re not supposed to name it. Once you name it, you start getting attached to it. Now put that thing back where it came from or so help me.
sailor moon 1.12
this post makes me so happy like look at that pup’s face
"I CHEWED ON A THING AND A BUNCH OF LOUD PEOPLE CAME AND PET MY HEAD!!!!! ISN’T THAT GREAT"
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